Trust me you’re gonna get more than you bargained for in the selfie department, anon.
So I went to the selfie department… first thing, it’s not easy to find, but you probably know that, second of all there are a lot of doors with letters on it.
So I went to the the door with the C on it, because i thought it stands for cute. I knocked and an old lady opend.
I told her that I’m looking for your selfies. After fifteen minutes she came back: “I’m really sorry Mister, but i can’t find any selfies of her”
"Maybe..maybe she is not cute?" she asked.
"Not cute? Sorry but m..m..maybe you never saw a picture of her."
She raised her left eyebrow and said :
"Well, instead of arguing with me, you better check the last 25 doors, because we are closing in one hour."
She was right, so I went to the door with the B on it, the Beauty department. The same old lady opend the door.
I was a bit confused.
She looked up and shook her head slighty. “Sorry Mister… wrong door”.
I couldn’t believe what just happend. My mind began to spin.
What if I’m part of some freaky TV-show, maybe punk’d.
It must be punk’d.
"Ashton, Ashton open the door, open it… you are an idiot.", I jelled. " She is beautiful, cute, smart, everything you are looking for in a women"
I sank to the floor.
"Pssst" someone whispered
"PSSST" someone whispered louder.
I looked up and couldn’t believe my eyes. Ashton Kutcher, hiding behind a half opened, unlettered door, whispered to me : “Come over here”
"Fuck you" I shouted at him "that isn’t funny at all".
"We are not on punk’d, idiot" he still whispered.
"What do you want?" I asked.
"Psst be quiet, they are watching us… come over"
I crawled to Ashton Kutcher, who was still hiding behind a half opened unlettered door. As I reached him he leaned over and whispered in my ear
"You know what’s wrong with this department?"
"If there are women who are more than beautiful,cute and smart, they got their own room, but the old lady never gonna tell you this"
"How did you know this"
"Well, two years ago, Mila told me about this place and since then I’m searching for her selfies, but the only ones I found are the selfies of over women, and well…" He opened the whole door " …of cause the ones you are looking for."
I walked into the room.
Ashton was right, there they were, your selfies, a room full of them.
More than I bargained for.
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into it